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15

Mar

I AM NOW A YEAR OLDER THAN I WAS.

pour praise upon me.

Alternatively, buy me a drink at Neon tonight.

musicandfanta-deactivated201105 asked: *plays Happy Birthday*

Thanks, Tiki. Say, do you I can skip practice?

It’s my birthday, after all…

28

Feb

climbingshoes17:

leedwyre:

 climbingshoes17 replied to your post: HA. So it’s not nice when people accuse you of doing things with your best friends is it??

I have an easier time seeing Lee and Jim together than Wes and David. Maybe it’s the unspoken sexual tension?

Well, it’s true. You and Jim just stare at each other get grouchy when the other one dates and Wes and David tackle each other.

I do not get grouchy. I’ve set Lee up on most of his dates.

Your argument is invalid.

26

Feb

Anonymous asked: ""Warblers Fan Club
The official newsletter for Dalton Academy Warblers Fan Club.
5 HOURS AGO
‘It is believed that our very own Jim Bond and Lee Dwyre have hooked up! Greg Jones, a bouncer at Neon, one of Mr. Bond’s favourite haunts, told this paper, ‘Yeah, they were dancing together and they made out, why do you ask, you little creeper?’
Close sources report that Jim and Lee have been spending even more time together, and that Jim has been looking particularly ruffled lately.
Keep your clicking finger ready, guys and girls, we’ll bring more news to you as we hear about it!’"

Is there something you'd like to share with the class?

…what the hell is this?

I don’t remember making out with Lee.

Lee, did I make out with you?

Tell the truth, now.

23

Feb

Cat Rachel is…

daviddoessexybetter:

bassistsdoitbetter:

climbingshoes17:

all healed! Her fur should be all regrown by next month, and she’s currently terrified of any shade of purple.

And by terrified I mean she has extremely sharp claws and has been ripping everything purple she can find to shreds.

Good to know you’re raising that cat to be arbitrarily hateful, just like Wes and David.

What was that about me and my Wes?

Wow, David, I don’t know, I mean it’s not like you hiss and yell boo whenever anyone says Hallman or basically ostracise me and Lee during Warblers.

Yeah, you’re totally nice and accepting.

Cat Rachel is…

climbingshoes17:

all healed! Her fur should be all regrown by next month, and she’s currently terrified of any shade of purple.

And by terrified I mean she has extremely sharp claws and has been ripping everything purple she can find to shreds.

Good to know you’re raising that cat to be arbitrarily hateful, just like Wes and David.

19

Feb

18

Feb

Anonymous asked: May your cookie jar always be empty and may a goldfish pee on your best pair of shoes.

How witty. I feel hurt. I mean, it’s not like I’ve heard worse from my Dad on a bad day.

I know Krav Maga.: Glitter

leedwyre:

fistpumpingwarbler:

leedwyre:

fistpumpingwarbler:

I’d be happy to make you a shirt too, Pratik. But would I have to clear it with your stage clothes manager?

God damn, apparently I’m going to have to fucking ask for a shirt too. No fucking glitter though.

I am wearing my only…

Weeees. I have. no. fucking. clothes.

I noticed. I’m enjoying the view.

17

Feb

I've got rhythm.: bassistsdoitbetter: bassistsdoitbetter: I called that stupid vet. Your...

bassistsdoitbetter:

bassistsdoitbetter:

I called that stupid vet. Your cat is fine. It had *minor* burns, they’ve just been making sure she is fully recovered before being released.
You can’t do shit like this, or I *will* report you.

Fine, make my life miserable, you already do a fine…

Thanks, honey pie. I could use a little help from my friends, as a great man once said.